>>>>> news:fodesr$2jl$1@news.albasani.net...
>>>>>> "Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>>>>>>> different!), debate, model UN,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the
>>>>>> delegate for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a resolution
>>>>>> encouraging the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of
>>>>>> powdered magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes later,
>>>>>> we could see a string of professors running to the bathroom with
>>>>>> their coffee cups trying to put out this little fire. If you know
>>>>>> anything about magnesium, you'll know what a huge mistake this was.
>>>>>> We went to survey the damage after the competition and the toilet
>>>>>> seat was melted and fused to the bowl.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good times.
>>>>> Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us
>>>>> teachers create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL