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> "Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>> Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>> different!), debate, model UN,
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> Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the delegate
> for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a resolution encouraging
> the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
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> Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of powdered
> magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes later, we could see a
> string of professors running to the bathroom with their coffee cups trying
> to put out this little fire. If you know anything about magnesium, you'll
> know what a huge mistake this was. We went to survey the damage after the
> competition and the toilet seat was melted and fused to the bowl.
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> *sigh*
>
> Good times.
Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us teachers
create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL