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>> "Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>>> Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>>> different!), debate, model UN,
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>> Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the delegate
>> for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a resolution encouraging
>> the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
>>
>> Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of
>> powdered magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes later, we
>> could see a string of professors running to the bathroom with their
>> coffee cups trying to put out this little fire. If you know anything
>> about magnesium, you'll know what a huge mistake this was. We went to
>> survey the damage after the competition and the toilet seat was melted
>> and fused to the bowl.
>>
>> *sigh*
>>
>> Good times.
> Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us teachers
> create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL