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>>> "Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>>>> Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>>>> different!), debate, model UN,
>>>
>>> Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the delegate
>>> for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a resolution encouraging
>>> the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
>>>
>>> Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of
>>> powdered magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes later, we
>>> could see a string of professors running to the bathroom with their
>>> coffee cups trying to put out this little fire. If you know anything
>>> about magnesium, you'll know what a huge mistake this was. We went to
>>> survey the damage after the competition and the toilet seat was melted
>>> and fused to the bowl.
>>>
>>> *sigh*
>>>
>>> Good times.
>> Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us teachers
>> create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL