>>>news:fodesr$2jl$1@news.albasani.net...
>>>>"Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>>>>
>>>>>Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>>>>>different!), debate, model UN,
>>>>
>>>>Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the delegate
>>>>for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a resolution encouraging
>>>>the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
>>>>
>>>>Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of
>>>>powdered magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes later, we
>>>>could see a string of professors running to the bathroom with their
>>>>coffee cups trying to put out this little fire. If you know anything
>>>>about magnesium, you'll know what a huge mistake this was. We went to
>>>>survey the damage after the competition and the toilet seat was melted
>>>>and fused to the bowl.
>>>>
>>>>*sigh*
>>>>
>>>>Good times.
>>>Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us teachers
>>>create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL