>>>> news:fodesr$2jl$1@news.albasani.net...
>>>>> "Nathan Sanders" <nathansanders@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:nathansanders-323A1C.13220606022008@cpc3-rdng14-0-0-cust319.winn.cable.ntl.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Math team, academic bowl, academic olympiad (yes, they were
>>>>>> different!), debate, model UN,
>>>>>
>>>>> Model UN? Whoop! Party time! I had a blast at model UNAs the
>>>>> delegate for Turkey, I was able to get broad support for a
>>>>> resolution encouraging the Greek delegate to grant sexual favors.
>>>>>
>>>>> Also, at a math competition one year, we smuggled in a package of
>>>>> powdered magnesium and lit it in the men's room. Ten minutes
>>>>> later, we could see a string of professors running to the bathroom
>>>>> with their coffee cups trying to put out this little fire. If you
>>>>> know anything about magnesium, you'll know what a huge mistake this
>>>>> was. We went to survey the damage after the competition and the
>>>>> toilet seat was melted and fused to the bowl.
>>>>>
>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>>
>>>>> Good times.
>>>> Oh, I see. You were one of those students whose antics make us
>>>> teachers create stricter rules. You're one of *those*. LOL